Wise, Humorous Survival Tips from Mother of Nine 9

Baby with cake

The following original tips for parents are child proof, child tested, and  guaranteed to turn any child-created disaster into a comedy in minutes.

  • Kids need time to be bored; that is how creativity is born.
  • Ignore the bad and praise the good.
  • The only thing that could kill you as a mother of a large family is pairing socks.
  • My ceiling is my children’s floor.
  • Don’t get upset over messes. It is just part of the normal routine.
  • More children are easier than less. If you have one or two kids you have to be everything for them but with three, community starts. Babies are preverbal, not idiots.
  • Children help you forget what is not important.

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